Saturday, February 23, 2008

Spurs are on their way to wembley because we beat the scum 5-1, and we'll do the business that's for sure! -- SUPER DELUXE GUEST POST!!!


so tomorrow is the big day. the mighty tottenham hostpur vs. the blue meanie, commie bastard, evil chelsea scum in the carling cup final. 'curry' and i are sitting around in his basement drinking and listening to 'ossie's dream -- spurs are on their way to wembley' on repeat with 'under siege' muted in the background. oddly fitting, since spurs will probably be in that condition from the word 'go' at wembley tomorrow, and they'll have to play with the same skill and passion as they did when they destroyed the significantly more evil, dirty, filthy, whiny, gooner scum last month. still, i've got a good feeling going into the game, much like the semi-final, or at least i'm not shitting my pants, but i could just be delusional.

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despite having played their uefa cup game on thursday, scraping through against slavia prague, spurs are in good shape heading into cup final sunday. keane and berbatov only played 45 minutes each, lennon came off after an hour, jenas got 30 minutes, robbo had a good game coming back off the bench and looks set to start, and the king remained wrapped in his cotton wool. meanwhile, reports are that frank lampard and john terry may be out for chelsea, but that could just as easily be avram grant misinformation. typical soviet politburo deception and such.

whatever, it's high time for tottenham to bring home a cup again, and i couldn't be more excited for tomorrow -- hopefully it'll end without me wanting to jump off the george washington bridge.

LISTEN TO ME SPURS -- IT'S ALL IN YOUR HANDS! and since i can't think of anything else to say, here's who i think will/should start for spurs tomorrow:

Berbatov -- Keane

Malbranque -- Jenas -- Tainio -- Lennon

Chimbonda -- Woodgate -- King -- Hutton

Robinson


so there.


14 hrs., 27 min. to go.... COME ON YOU SPURS!


-- sir alec GUINNESS (from the grave)
(a.k.a. captain james mcbride)

3 comments:

Blair said...

I listened to the Tottenham/Chelsea game on the radio in Swahili yesterday. A lot of "hapa hapa, lakini" ("it was right there, but . . .") for missed shots on goal. I am not yet skilled enough in the language to know who won. I will depend on you for this important information.

Rice said...

Hell yeah! The only thing better than watching Didier "Drama Queen" Drogba and Fatty Lamps go down in defeat is seeing Keane and Co hoist the Carling Cup! By the way, isn't it nice to have central defenders that don't suck? Amazing how much easier it is to win games when there's no Dawson to attempt to catch the ball in the box with his hands or trip and fall while trying to make a tackle. As exciting as that type of defending may be for the other time, I prefer the competent bunch we have now. And that's without Bale.

Rice said...

Oh yeah, and Blair, do you know how to say "Come on you Spurs" in Swahili? Thanks for the support. I think that Curry, Sir Alec Guinness, and I can give you credit for being the lucky charm that helped the ball ricochet off of Petr Cech's fist and off Woodgate's head for the winning goal.